Man, Dog and everything December 24, 2007
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Today’s dog bites man story :
After the United States has spent more than $5 billion in a largely failed effort to bolster the Pakistani military effort against the al-Qaeda and the Taliban, some American officials now acknowledge that there were too few controls over how the money was spent, and that funds were diverted to help finance weapons systems designed to counter India.
Link.
Today’s man bites dog story :
Midas, the muffler company, in honor of its fiftieth anniversary, gave an award for America’s longest commute to an engineer at Cisco Systems, in California, who travels three hundred and seventy-two miles—seven hours—a day, from the Sierra foothills to San Jose and back. “It’s actually exhilarating,” the man said of his morning drive. “When I get in, I’m pumped up, ready to go.”
My commute is 1.1 miles, will shortly be truncated to 0.6 miles when my office moves even closer and yeah, “When I get on (the bike), I’m pumped up, ready to go.”
Starbucked, Tourism of Doom and Venezuelan capitalists December 16, 2007
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Starbucks chariman Howard Schultz to Larry King in a 1997 interview.
“People weren’t drinking coffee. … So the question is, How could a company create retail stores where coffee was not previously sold, … charge three times more for it than the local doughnut shop, put Italian names on it that no one can pronounce, and then have six million customers a week coming through the stores?”
The article is PJ Rourke’s review of a new book by Taylor Clark titled “STARBUCKED: A Double Tall Tale of Caffeine, Commerce, and Culture.” Himself an author, Rourke is known for his witty style (one of his books titled : “Eat the Rich: A Treatise on Economics”), something that is on display here. .
Clark talks a lot about the determination, drive and persistence of the Starbucks Corporation. But if those were the sole qualities of success, toddlers would rule the world. Clark makes much of Starbucks’s discovery that it could put one store close to another and both could thrive. But you can line a street with fire hydrants and dogs will use them all; that’s not necessarily a recipe for wealth, especially if you try to charge the dogs.
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Times on the emerging trend of “Tourism of Doom” from Ken Shapiro, the editor in chief of a travel magazine.
From the tropics to the ice fields, doom is big business. Quark Expeditions, a leader in arctic travel, doubled capacity for its 2008 season of trips to the northern and southernmost reaches of the planet. Travel agents report clients are increasingly requesting trips to see the melting glaciers of Patagonia, the threatened coral of the Great Barrier Reef, and the eroding atolls of the Maldives, Mr. Shapiro said.
To borrow from Tyler Cowen, lets call this Markets in Doom ! (No pun certainly)
“It’s not just about going to an exotic place, it’s about going someplace they expect will be gone in a generation.
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In the annals of “Do as I preach, not as I do.”
A video of a Gucci- and Louis Vuitton-clad politician attacking capitalism then struggling to explain how his luxurious clothes square with his socialist beliefs has become an instant YouTube hit in Venezuela.
The video is here ; truly these are time when I really wish I knew Spanish.
Despite the best efforts of left-wing President Hugo Chavez to instill austere socialist values in its people, the oil-rich South American nation remains attached to consumerism. Riding a boom in oil prices, middle-class and wealthy Venezuelans are on a spending spree, guzzling fine whiskies and snapping up luxury cars. Poorer Venezuelans also have benefited, with subsidies driving a spike in demand for basic products.
See resource curse.
News from Europe December 15, 2007
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A fully robotic parking lot, hats off to German engineering.

Picture credits : Courtesy Autostadt GmbH. Photograph by Rainer Jensen.
Equally dramatic, in a high-tech way, are the parking towers at Autostadt, Volkswagen’s exhibition complex and automotive theme park in Wolfsburg, Germany. This parking garage is entirely robotic. Two 160-foot circular towers store 400 new cars on 20 levels, serviced by a central elevator that can retrieve a car in 30 seconds. Stacking cars in close-packed racks can be up to 50 percent more efficient than a conventional garage, but since it is currently more than twice as expensive, it is viable only in cities where land prices—or space—are truly at a premium.
Bangalore and Bombay please.
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Sentence of the day from Roger Cohen of the Times:
Europeans still take the Enlightenment seriously enough not to put it inside quote marks.
Thats comparing European secularism to America’s ‘faith based democracy’. Religion is so much an election issue that one of the elections issues for 2008 is about religion being an election issue. Not too different from India, eh !
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Quoting positive thinker Scotsman, who got locked and spent nearly four days trapped inside a men’s toilet with no food or mobile phone.
At least there was a toilet to use.
Image, Video and uuh, text December 11, 2007
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Dress codes and hair styles of programming language legends. Can you tell who is who ?
Although some of you might be more keen on taking Nangafakir’s quiz about another picture in a league of its own. If Nangafakir had a caption contest on that one, my entry would have been “What Paris, New York and Rio have lost to Islam(abad).”
HT : Amit Varma
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Is there anyone who will watch this video for a minute or two and give thought to the idea that someone there looks like a somewhat newly wed movie star without putting me at risk of abuse and my future physical self at the risk of rotten tomatoes ?
For those of you with little bandwidth or little patience – at least this screen shot taken at 0.42 seconds ?
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Amit again links to Economist report :
[Hillary Clinton’s] campaign has also begun questioning Mr Obama’s integrity, using an essay he wrote in kindergarten entitled “I Want to be President” as evidence of overweening ambition.
How about Hillary Clinton’s refusal to divorce her husband post Lewinsky as ‘evidence’ of her ‘poor moral character’ and condoning adultery while in office ? Oops, an accidental pun there !
And what now about poor Tom Hasken (that we talked about earlier), a hypothetical future president-in-running for 2048 currently growing up in a small town near Iowa and has a wordpress blog, a myspace profile, a facebook wall, a twitter account and a massive search history logged in somewhere !
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2007 Nobel Literature Laureate Dorris Lessing in her acceptance speech :
How are we, our minds, going to change with the new internet, which has seduced a whole generation into its inanities so that even quite reasonable people will confess that once they are hooked, it is hard to cut free, and they may find a whole day has passed in blogging and blugging etc.
If “blogging” includes reading blogs, she is talking about you, too.
Jokes apart …no, actually I will just let that pass. [ and leave with you another blogger's take on this ]
Which “-ist” are you ? December 10, 2007
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Featured on a popular portal a while ago.
Lets call the 2 links a) “Creative ways to propose” and b) “What if she says no”. This then divides the world (at least among those who see this page) into people who :
1. Click on a and then on b (pragmatists)
2. Click on b and then on a (realists)
3. Click on a but not on b (optimists)
4. Click on b but not on a (pessimists)
5. Click on neither a nor b (but promptly blog about it) (analysts)
6. Complain that link b is gender discriminatory (feminists ??)
NRI worship and the North American Association of Koramangala citizenry December 9, 2007
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Quite an article from Ram Guha on the new ritual on the Indian calenders – NRI worship !
Well-written, incisive and humorous with all those tales from Hindu mythology and all that (do you call that an allegory ?). The article is about NRIs and this word in the media sure attracts attention. This excerpt here is a long one but it better be for the sake of completeness. NRI or not, do read the entire article anyway.
Sometimes the Family Show-Off takes on a second role, that of the Non-Resident Religious Radical, or nrrr. The nrrr tells you that the only way to build a strong, self-reliant nation is to marry Faith with State. … These nrrrs have been to the Sangh parivar what North Americans Jews are to the Israeli Right and what Irish-Americans have been to the ira—that is, an important source of moral and (more crucially) material support.
Thats only a part of the story. Here is the other half.
But few, it seems, have noticed the steady growth in influence of another kind of diasporic extremist, whom I call the Non-Resident Political Radical, or NRPR. While the nrrrs tend to come from the commercial and professional classes—they are typically doctors, lawyers, and businessmen—the NRPR are located chiefly in the American academy, as students and professors. They are fervently against ‘lpg’: liberalisation, privatisation and globalisation. This, despite being beneficiaries of L, P, and G themselves. … Where the nrrrs support a political party, namely the BJP, the NRPR are more prone to support, and influence, those social movements which share their distaste for the state, the market, the establishment; for, it seems, everything – and – everyone – but -themselves.
And finally, the coup-de-grace.
Both kinds of radicals are hypocritical. Living under a Constitution that separates Church from State, the religious radical yet wishes to convert India into a Hindu Pakistan. Living in an open, free society that encourages innovation and enterprise, the political radical yet wants to refashion India into a Burma writ large, into an isolated, autarkic autocracy that shall pass itself off as a socialist utopia.
As has been written numerous times, India’s relationship with NRIs is at the extremes. A love-hate relationship and in fact there is a variety of them – that of the general public, the media, haves, have nots, wants, don’t wants – each of them prevail at the same time. Wonder what it is like among other expatriates.
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Staying on the topic, here is Chidananda Rajghatta’s article on how over the years several ‘Indian’ associations have spawned in the US that have come to reflect India’s ‘diversity’. Surprised anyone ?
I predict the existence of “North American Association of Koramangala citizenry” in the year 2023. After all, the population and the diversityof Koramangala then will be more than that of Estonia today ! In fact, thanks to decades of migration from all parts of India into Koramangala (which is merely good economics and bad governance), a completely new dialect comprising mostly Kannada with several other Indian languages will have been formed. Now if Estonians can have their own association, why not Koramangalites ?
Disclaimer : My association with Koramangala has seldom been beyond visiting a relative at some point, getting a haircut at a saloon at the Raheja arcade sometime in 1999 and using it as a thoroughfare between Indira Nagar and Jayanagar.
HT : Nanopolitan.
“I am a socialist but” December 8, 2007
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Shobha Narayan in the MINT
Although my political leanings are socialist, I tend to get very bourgeois when it comes to spas.
And then the article limps from one account to another of her visit to spas at the Leela to ones at Singapore to other exotic ones elsewhere and how she stocks up on “spa products from Aromatherapy Associates, a UK firm I love, which, sadly, doesn’t retail in India.” Shoba, did you just say “sadly” ? Comrades ! there is treason in your ranks, purge !! . And then her desperate attempt to get multiple spa treatments by offering to pay more (incentives ??) because “her time is valuable”.
Finally she ends with her business plan that she thinks someone should take up, a plan that only brings about even more specialization and division of labor (remember what Chacha Marx had to say on that) where she goes on to give her Lutheresque “I have a dream speech” :
My dream is to get into a spa where each limb is taken charge of by a different person, my face by the fifth. Perhaps a sixth could do some abdominal chakra healing or whatever. The weird part is that I am happy to shell out bucks for all this. But there is nobody offering this six-in-one approach.
All the while as I read the article I wondered why that sentence claiming her socialist credentials ? Is this
a) satire (MINT has an audience sophisticated enough to get the joke, I am an exception)
b) typo (maybe she meant “capitalist” but can’t be – she said it twice !)
c) “I am a <enter your favorite political ideology here> until my interests are at stake” pattern.d) fashionable
e) intellectually endearing/satisfying
f) running for office sometime soon – you know our politicians and that ridiculous constitutional amendment. American politicians become unelectable as atheists, in India the cake (does not) go to non-socialists.
g) poking fun at her employer (MINT is partnering with the WSJ afterall).
h) I am wrong, after all why should socialists not visit spas ?
Well, this article would have been just alright without that one sentence.
Jaywalking in Delhi December 6, 2007
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Threat of harassment allegation
We know that we have violated the rule. But we did not know that such a rule is being implemented and will never repeat the same. But where are the female cops? Keep away from us or else we will sue you for harassing us.
Fear of nuisance value
I will not pay the fine as I do not have Rs 20 with me. If you want to send me to Tihar, then do that. It’s better as I might get free food there.
Call for humanitarian consideration
I had to rush as someone had expired in my family and that is why I did not look for zebra crossing.
There are among the various emotions and states of mind that the Delhi police finds itself in. As the article says:
With the launch of crackdown on jaywalking in the Capital on Wednesday, Delhi Traffic Police had a tough time implementing the drive.
More sentences for thought December 2, 2007
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From Ian Mcewan, a British Novelist :
Atheists have as much conscience, possibly more, than people with deep religious conviction, and they still have the same problem of how they reconcile themselves to a bad deed in the past. It’s a little easier if you’ve got a god to forgive you.
That sentence later, I will be be okay even if I encounter absolutely no written irony/sarcasm for the rest of the week.
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Come to think of it, who has died of lack of everyday irony.
By the way, if you did not know Deborah Soloman’s interviews in the NYTimes are different – kinda like the newspaper’s version of the Tim Sebastian’s Hard Talk. I linked to an interview with her before.
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From Vir Sanghvi
The truth, of course, is that only in India do we make a bizarre association between Communism, a totalitarian ideology that has little respect for human rights and whose leading lights have murdered millions of people, and liberal freedoms. But because the Left has rushed in to occupy this space, it is judged on different standards from other political parties. And so, the liberal outrage is greater when Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee behaves in a manner that we might expect from, say, Murli Manohar Joshi.
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One (and perhaps the only) brand of “feminist writing” a feminist of my brand likes – when a peeved lady writes an article, much in jest, on feeling discriminated against and eventually concludes :
I have invested an embarrassingly large fraction of my income on my wardrobe and consider it a valuable asset (or I should, considering it is worth more than my 401(k)).
I chose my dry cleaner because of the quality of their service and quick turn-around. The family that owns the cleaner have also become a surrogate mother to me: sewing on stray buttons, lecturing me on the poor care I take of my clothes, and telling me what pieces are more flattering than others. The state of my wardrobe has become so dependent on my cleaner they have a monopoly power over me. I even felt guilty questioning their pricing policy. Apparently, they have no such power over their male customers so I will continue to be exploited.
What comparable stereotype would you associate with men - who is most likely to become a surrogate mother/father to a man ?
Sentences of the day December 1, 2007
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Two sentences, at two distant points in the vast multi-dimensional space of thoughts.
1.
“My father looked at me,” Mr. Aiken recalled, “and said, ‘I’ve been around 60 years and I’ve yet to find something I’m passionate about except your mother.’”
2.
“We sold more books today that didn’t sell at all yesterday than we sold today of all the books that did sell yesterday.”
Head to this article if you don’t want to break your head over sentence 2.
Sentence 1 is from here.
Funny links November 26, 2007
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Limericks: I have always loved them. Check out links from here. Aparna blogs newsmericks here.
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Bumper stickers: There is Anti-Bush, there is pro-Bush (which other country makes so much fun of their heads of state in general ? ). There is pro-environment and anti. They are all funny, but there was at least one I did not understand.
What can bald people do to promote global warming (that others can’t) – something about reflecting heat and light back rather than absorb ?
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Joy: Has gotten into the habit of having weird ‘Desi guys’ * returning back * to stalk her online.
Not so funny actually.
A non-travelogue November 26, 2007
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The Bible apparently says
Treat Others As You Would Like To Be Treated.
George Bernard Shaw however differs :
Do not do unto others as you would expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
I am back from this really amazing trip and would imagine wanting to blog about it. But I don’t take to travelogues too well, they bore me. Now, although Bernard Shaw thinks I should blog about the trip anyway, the Bible suggests I should not.
Well, I agree with many things from Shaw,
and maybe none from the Bible,
so I will go with the Bible for now
and spare you the travelogue.
["gue" is silent to maintain the rhyme scheme]
My previous attempt at putting down a travel account was better, although previous attempts at verses (such as above) were admittedly worse.
Sample something from Shaw here.
Whats not in the source code ? November 20, 2007
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Look at this piece of news.
The exploration of the human genome has long been relegated to elite scientists in research laboratories. But that is about to change. An infant industry is capitalizing on the plunging cost of genetic testing technology to offer any individual unprecedented — and unmediated — entree to their own DNA.
For as little as $1,000 and a saliva sample, customers will be able to learn what is known so far about how the billions of bits in their biological code shape who they are. Three companies have already announced plans to market such services, one yesterday.
Great ! The next time someone wants to know why I started balding at 19 and am all but done with it at 26, ( “Was it the swimming pool water”, “May be KREC hostel water”, “I am sure it was the Boston Winter”), I might be able to give them an entire subsequence of A, T, G, C for an explanation. (Geneticists out there – does this make sense ?)
Jokes apart, this is precious stuff. Sure, the science is at still at the early stages and so is the technology – I reckon within 2 years the costs of the above indulgence may come down by 20-30%. And I am going to go get it ! What kind of stuff do you find there anyway ?
Like other testers of 23andMe’s service, my first impulse was to look up the bits of genetic code associated with the diseases that scare me the most.
But in the bar charts that showed good genes in green and bad ones in red, I found a perverse sense of accomplishment. My risk of breast cancer was no higher than average, as was my chance of developing Alzheimer’s. I was 23 percent less likely to get Type 2 diabetes than most people. And my chance of being paralyzed by multiple sclerosis, almost nil. I was three times more likely than the average person to get Crohn’s disease, but my odds were still less than one in a hundred.
Seriousness apart (!), the great practitioners of the system of arranged marriages will keep up with the times in a rather queer manner – I presume we in India will soon start circulating and matching DNA substrings instead of the horoscopes for prospective alliances causing a recession in the astrology market.
Of course, astrologers may well be able to predict this recession and take corrective steps.
Economics everywhere. More than. November 15, 2007
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Greg Mankiw points to this really cool advertisement.
I am feeling really wicked today. Therefore, in the interest of promoting humor via economics and of not being economical in promoting humor, here is what I did to the image.
Original link for the image.
That must-ache November 3, 2007
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From this weird website.
November (the month formally known as November) is a moustache growing charity event held during November each year. At the start of Movember guys register with a clean shaven face. The Movember participants known as Mo Bros then have the remainder of the month to grow and groom their moustache and along the way raise as much money and awareness about male health issues, in particular prostate cancer as possible. Movember culminates at the end of the month at the gala partés.
Should I take the bait ? After all, I recently told a friend that I don’t know anyone in the world who will look better with a mustache (women included). To get some insight, I looked up as usual this entry from my favorite encyclopedia.
Mustache is a contraction of must and ache; something that most probably hurts. This may be a reference to how a bad mustache hurts the eyes, or how much it may hurt to kiss someone with an uwieldy [sic] mustache, or how much it hurts to get stuff stick in one. The similarity in pronunciation to mistake is no coincidence: many mustaches result from mistakes. In fact, even if someone intentionally wears a mustache it is often considered a mistake.
I have not had a mush for a while. The last time I did was out of sheer paranoia. For an exam to be held in May 2000, I sent in a picture (for the hallticket) shown in Sep 1998. My looks had changed so much in the interim (mostly because I had no mush since mid 1999), that just a month before the exam I began to grow a mush to match my looks of the year before yester-year. I was successful – not in clearning the exam itself but in getting entry to the exam hall without any problems. This rates among the most paranoid I have been knowing that I was being paranoid.
Actually they must have had some evolutionary reasons to hang around so long. I just don’t know. As for my friend, she thought for a while and said -”No, what about Mammoty”. Okay, I leave that to a counterfactual historian.
(HT: Amit Verma.)
sort -n +increasing_political_incorrectness foo.txt > bar.txt November 3, 2007
Posted by Sharath Rao in contemplation, humor.1 comment so far
Today ( or if I last, today onwards ), everything I ever write/speak/list will be sorted in the order of increasing political incorrectness.
I think its a win-win – if you are reading through a list I wrote, you know exactly when to stop. If we are talking face to face, I know exactly when to stop.
For those of you who prefer it the other way around, just let me know in advance – we can also do sort -n -r +increasing_political_incorrectness foo.txt > bar.txt .
Mini-FAQ :
1. WTF is your title about ?
Sum Fun November 1, 2007
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Funniest organization : PETSA – People for Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals
PETSA focuses its attention on the four areas in which the largest numbers of stuffed animals suffer more: in damp and/or moldy closets and attics, in over-lighted collectors’ cases, in the hands of sadistic stuffed-toy bullies, and as dress-up guests at little girls’ tea parties. In addition, we work on various other issues, including the cruel use of washing machines not set on gentle cycle and the abuse inflicted on stuffed animals by backyard dogs.
Here is an example of things that will probably freak out PETSAians.
Disclaimer : I am a vegetarian (to the extent that egg is a vegetable), though that does not mean I eat stuffed plants (or stuffed eggs for that matter)
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This site rocks man !! Absolutely for geeks. And here is for cat lovers. And here is for geeky cat lovers.
The tyranny of Deepak Krishnan October 22, 2007
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Deepak finds a clever way to call me a tyrant. He first praises a book called “The tyranny of numbers” (whose title is self-explanatory) and then claims that I would disagree with him.
This book is a delight for a qualitative person like me who doesn’t like the way numbers are being abused. Collecting data, furiously searching for patterns in them, drawing conclusions from the data are exercises which I generally take up when there is no other option to put my word across.
I am more of someone who argues based on emotions, abstracts, gut feeling, sixth sense etc. It may sound out of place in this world, but data is what I do not like, give me date anytime over that!!!
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Mr.Quantitative, will surely disagree with me on this!! Check this, this, this and this.
Thats from someone who topped the department with arguably the most mathematical syllabus back in college.
Anyway, I am tempted to agree with him but given that I have already conceded 17 arguments to 5 different people today, conceding one more will be severely damaging to my self-esteem and lead to infinitesimal employment generation (one more counselor.)
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Okay, make that 6 people on 18 counts, but as long as I maintain a healthy weekly average I should till be okay.
Assorted links this instant October 21, 2007
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This site is kinda like a dream come true. Why ?
LibraryThing is an online service to help people catalog their books easily. You can access your catalog from anywhere—even on your mobile phone. Because everyone catalogs together, LibraryThing also connects people with the same books, comes up with suggestions for what to read next, and so forth.
So maintain a list of books you have – if the collection gets too big you still can track it via searching and stuff. And then all that about connecting to people with similar book interests etc.
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Reading articles like this I wonder what is the whole point of linking to scores to studies and wasting your time ( or as a corollary, some of you doing the same and wasting my time
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We all make mistakes and, if you believe medical scholar John Ioannidis, scientists make more than their fair share. By his calculations, most published research findings are wrong.
Dr. Ioannidis is an epidemiologist who studies research methods at the University of Ioannina School of Medicine in Greece and Tufts University in Medford, Mass. In a series of influential analytical reports, he has documented how, in thousands of peer-reviewed research papers published every year, there may be so much less than meets the eye.
Unless of course, among the 90% incorrect findings is the one above.
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And then this one – some really cool T-shirts. One of my favorites – here.
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On whether Harry Potter as a phenomenon can/will be replicated. One view here and also connects to posts with differing views.
An expletive and a pun today October 19, 2007
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In the annals of the weirdest things anyone ever said about me is Proses Anonymitus (remember her/his article I linked to earlier):
Sharath Rao has a good blog where he ruminates on everything but sex – a typical goody goody educated [..expletive ] Indian student’s blog, if I can say without making him feel bad. Nevertheless, his perspectives on some aspects of the desi life are good. I blogged here on one of the issue that he picked up, for which he later responded. May he get a lot of girl friends who likes him.
[ Emphasis mine ]
I am reminded of a related fact. Back last July I wrote this post, the word “rafian” implying of course that I am a fan of Mohamed Rafi’s voice/songs. For nearly an year from that point on and sometimes even today, at least a handful of visitors would land up on my blog looking for that word. It does not take a genius to investigate why this was happening and given that my work and attention lies bang in the middle of this domain – search engines/information retrieval – only made this more natural. Try searching for the word on your favorite search engine.
This has understandably reduced in the past few months perhaps because the search results for that word on major search engines don’t have my page in the top 10 at least (effect of time). Just a little technical speculation for those who care – putting the word in the URL made it worse (for me). As for Proses’ complaint about not writing about sex, I guess I will have to wait until a nanopolitan-esue impulse strikes.
And on girl friends, the empiricist in me is smitten by a serious data sparsity issue.
Apologies meanwhile to all the beach video surfers.
P.S : As I was searching for an appropriate link to post on data sparsity (insufficient data), this is what I found – what, to me is the coolest multiple pun of the decade.
Many of the cell combinations might not make sense or the data for them might be missing. In the relational world storage of such data is not a problem: we only keep whatever there is. If we want to keep closer to our multidimensional view of the world, we face a dilemma: either store empty space or create an index to keep track of the nonempty cells. Or – search for an alternative solution.
Politically incorrect algorithms/’wisdom’ of the crowds October 15, 2007
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Another kind of westernization that I bet you never knew about (unless you are from the pertinent profession ).
Looking forward to an impassioned Outlook article about Arundathi Roy’s agitation against ‘Epicanthoplasticians’/'Epicanthoplasti-narians’/'Epicanthoplasti-cists’.
Read disclaimer
The importance of being a plagiarist October 7, 2007
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Abi catches Rahul catching “an Anna University group’s paper (published in the Journal of Materials Science) whose abstract is a near-verbatim copy of that of an earlier paper in PNAS from a Swedish group.” You really must see just how verbatim it really is.
While Abi waits to see what Anna University does, the cynic in me takes a shot :
1. Anna University will set up a “high-powered committee” to “look into the matter” which will submit the “report” to the board of “trustees”.
2. Meanwhile, defendent will claim that he has been “fabricated by the Swedish intelligence” and that this is an attack on the India’s scientific community in particlar and “social fabric” of the country in general.
3. Defendent’s professional rival will point to past indiscretions on the part of the defendent.
4. Sagarika Ghose at IBNLive will have a “Face the nation” where she will talk to a panel of experts about how this might be the sign of “larger (with a rolled ‘r’) problem” – sheer (with rolled ‘r’ again) “lack of integrity” in India’s scientific community. When she is unable to find enough air-time to say what she thinks, she will blog about it.
5. One commenter on the Sagarika’s blog will want to the know the caste of the Mr. Muthukkumaran (One of authors of the paper) and might find a link between this and having/not having enough reservations for backward sections of the society.
6. Another commenter will be able to infer the caste of the above commenter and make more inferences.
Cut to 26 months later.
7. The ‘esteemed’ Board of Trustees at Anna University will conclude that there is not enough evidence to charge Mr. Mutthukumaran and his colleagues and will dismiss all charges.
8. Repeat 4.
9. NDTV will conduct a
stringsting operation where one of the authors confirm on camera that he threatened his Research Assistant and got it done. If the RA did not do it, he would not get his recommendation letter for PhD/post-doc at an American University.10. Taking note of recent media developments, Board of Trustees dismiss the discredited author.
11. Dismissed author joins politics.
12. Repeat 4.
More links today October 6, 2007
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MR has this interesting link :
Every year since 1976, the Monitoring the Future Study has asked around 3,000 U.S. 12th graders how important various things are to them. It seems everything is getting more important. Well, not quite. 13 of 14 issues have become more important. The only exception: “Finding purpose and meaning in my life”.
(Emphasis not mine)
Now, here is a cartoon that this finding reminds me of. The very vast New Yorker Cartoon bank has a cartoon for many a situations in life.
Coming to the results of the survey itself, I am not really a fan of asking people what they think – we are all good liars, even when we are not lying to others, we are, to ourselves. We are better off making several observations and make inferences based on these observations. For instance, instead of asking people how important they think is contribution to charity, have something that looks for evidence of it – tax returns for instance. (while recognizing that there are some who are willing but unable to make contributions.)
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My last year’s post on anticipating the Nobel Prize (Economics mostly for a good reason) announcement. Not much changed.
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In response to a question – ““WHAT IS YOUR FORMULA? YOUR EQUATION? YOUR ALGORITHM?”", here is what some of the really original thinkers had to say. Dan Kahneman. And Dawkins’ was probably the best.
Graphs, Plots and animations September 27, 2007
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Following this blog for a while now, I sometimes am led to wonder if Jessica Hagy must be the one of most interesting people to talk with.
As an aside, a friend of mine talks about how he closes the bedroom doors when he is cooking. Apparently that way next morning his non-Desi colleagues wont know what he has had for dinner.
. Either you can keep windows open and invite dust into your house or use an AC efficiently keeping doors and windows closed all the time. In the latter case, also don’t forget to keep your clothing away from the kitchen.
Here is an independent confirmation of what Desi food (and its likes) do to you (and your house). As for me, I will anyway keep all doors and windows open and not use the AC if I can avoid it. Given my extremely picky nature especially with regards to food, the one place I really feel Indian (other than of course India itself) is when I am at a non-Desi restaurant.
For people who want to put off getting married.
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Now here is something that is not a graph but an animation. Catch this video and everything else on the website. (Thanks to Youtube-freak Sanjika for that pointer)
Un-detoxifiable beauty September 6, 2007
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A sufficient (but not necessary) reason to not think highly of our film stars’ intellects would be their tendency to change the way their names are spelt to bring good fortune or sustain the already existing one (read pedigree). So imagine what it might be like to have a conversation with some of them. How do you react when people say stuff like this :
My look is very different from all the get-ups and roles I’ve done till date. It’s so stark that people won’t even recognise me. It’s very dark and they’ve tried to deglamourise me. They’ve tried to make me look as ugly as possible and it was a difficult job I must say !
Pity those film journalists.
If the word I just made up in the post’s title has you worried (for the English language), head over to this video.
9/11 August 31, 2007
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Okay, some insensitive questions about a sensitive event that, according to Steve Pinker, highlight underlying mechanisms of how language works.
Which year did 9/11 happen ? How many do you think would get this right ? ( my wild guess would be say 30%)
If that is tough, how about which month did 9/11 happen ?
Quoting Pinker :
That hilarious-but-sad YouTube clip, in which people could not say which month “9/11” happened in, makes a linguistic point – that over time, transparent expressions, such as “9/11,” congeal into rote-memorized sounds, so people stop hearing the “9” in the “9/11.” Much of language is shaped by this process, as I note in SOT and in Words and Rules.
My wild idea : (A similarly sampled set of ??) Indians who know of the event might in fact do better, because for us 9/11 (MM/DD) is an unusual construction, and we might remember this for its oddity.
Don’t just stand there, list something ! August 30, 2007
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I like lists. Top 10 lists. Top 20, 100, I like them, at least for their at most trivial value, besides accessibility and the mnemonic value if you will.
And the kind of lists one makes says a lot about one’s obsessions. Here is an example – “list of literary works most often left behind in hotel rooms.” In Britain that is. ( Link via MR)
Then there are of course the immensely useful Amazon’s Listmania, where people put together a list of products based on some theme. There of course is Amazon’s own rating that rates these lists and calls it the list of top lists.
I am obviously a fan of Tyler Cowen’s list of favorite things. Here is one of my favorites among his list of favorites.
And of course, there is Guy Kawasaki who almost always talks in terms of lists.
The replacable loss of a bound one August 17, 2007
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Looks like I am having a problem having a problem that most people would rather not have. Yeah, read that again, I mean it. How else do you explain this -
I regularly visit 3 libraries – the main CMU library (HUNT libraray), CMU Engineering and Science Library and the Carnegie Public Library. I also borrow books, most of which I don’t read beyond random 20% of the pages. Occasionally I even mix up these books and return them to the wrong library. Often I renew the books online as many as times as I am allowed to and still return them books late. Now, these are all free services and somehow libraries, I think, are the non-existent god’s greatest gift to humankind. Hence I don’t mind paying fines and in fact, I consider them as personal donations ( thus making a virtue out of a necessity :-p ) and feel proud of these philanthrophic acts. Sometimes I even lose these books that I borrow.
Or do I ?
A month back I borrowed a book – Wikinomics. I barely read a page or two and it was time to return. I could not find the book and I went to the Carnegie Public Library and told them that I lost the book. They looked up their records and told me that I had not borrowed any such book because they have no such book in the library ! Reasoning that I must have borrowed them from the CMU library, I told them that I lost the book and asked them to quote a price so I can pay. Well, now they looked up their records and told me that they had the copy because I had returned it !
About an year ago, I borrowed a book “Curious Minds” to get one of my friends Sadiq to read. I think that its one of the best books out there, one I have read in full (yes, such books do exist) and truly inspiring as the book is, I wanted Sadiq to read that too. Sadiq was staying over at my place those days but was travelling a fair bit as well. It was then natural to conclude, when the book went unseen for weeks that the book was lost. I got a quote from the library and wrote them a check (about $24). A week later the librarian asked me to see her and collect the my refund – someone found the book and returned it.
One of the self-evident truths of life then is that all men are created unequal – honestly losing a book does not come easily to some.
Randomness in my life August 13, 2007
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Not only do I believe that random events have significant impact on our lives, but sometimes I go one step further and let random events consciously inform my decision. For example, if I am choosing between 2 restaurants to go and I am to take the north-bound bus to restaurant A and Southbound to restaurant B. I just wait and decide that I will take whichever bus comes first. This spares me the pain of taking certain classes of decisions and if the food turns out to be bad, I can blame the damn coin !
Yesterday as I was talking to a friend while fiddling with coin in my hand, the conversation turned to cricket and he asked whether I think India is going to win or not. With 1 A.M the time and not wanting to be drawn into a long debate on what I think and why I think what I think, I said – “Okay, let me toss a coin right here. Heads India wins, tails the match is drawn !” I called heads.
And now, that damn coin !
Misc. July 13, 2007
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I am all but out of the job market but this job notice coming from everyone’s favorite country is scary. ( HT : Nanopolitan ). And then why should United States be the only government to fudge facts ?
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When we Indians have to explain to an ignorant outsider with an example about this thing about India being a land of contradictions, keep this one handy.
You cannot have your rosagulla/gulad jamun/gajar ka halwa/mysore paak. Nor can you eat any of those.
As an aside for several years I wondered how is not possible for someone to have their cake as well as eat it – afterall having the cake is the same as eating it !!
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I am not among those who would automatically equate commercialization with evil but this time I agree with my favorite Cricinfo writer Tim de Lisle comparing Wimbledon and the All England Cricket Club over the years.
On Thursday, I went to Wimbledon…
Centre Court wasn’t quite itself, as somebody seemed to have removed the roof…
Coming from cricket, I was very struck by something. No, not the presence of women on centre stage. It was the absence of advertising. There is a little, but it is very, very discreet. The manufacturers’ logos on the players’ kit aren’t visible from most of the seats. On the green-striped lawn, much wider than the court itself, there is plenty of room for billboards, but Wimbledon doesn’t have any. There are only two brand names in sight at all: IBM and Rolex. IBM appears on the little board that gives the speed of the last serve; Rolex is on the main scoreboard. And that’s it. Both these famous names appear in yellow, on the dark green background that is Wimbledon’s signature. Neither logo is big, let alone in your face.
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Yes, even I can get totally turned off by somewhat ‘macro-economic’/moral optimization functions for deciding which pet to have. I hate cats and almost absolutely nothing will make me put up with a member of that species.
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Assorted stuff July 10, 2007
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Here again now – with every passing day my ability to discern Onion-kinda news from real news is being lost. I don’t know if its Onion that is gotten that good or the world thats gotten that weird.
Consider these 2 gems :
Looks like the dogs, my last hope so far, have lost it
US military proposals over the decades. Incredibly funny, innovative.
I can’t imagine the once scientific advisor to the Vajpayee and now President and soon to be a former president Dr. Kalam presenting such suggestions. ( or his reactions on being presented such suggestions by his sub-ordinates )
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This article underlines the now familiar theory that terrorism is a mostly educated/ruling class enterprise. The following part stands out :
There is also an argument that Asians who go in for a technical degree often don’t get oriented to any history or social science and so are more vulnerable to odd explanations of the world they may encounter later. Then the information explosion exposes young sharp minds to all kinds of propaganda…
‘Modernity’ in our societies is now limited to acquiring degrees and is just a way of enslaving one to the fruits of technology without imbibing the spirit that is central to ‘modernity’ — acknowledging the right of all citizens on this planet to co-exist as equals.
Of course this is just a theory, there is no data to support this yet. But if at some point some such relation is established, we will come back to rue our education system. Liberal arts education is a marathon, a long term investment – its hard to point out at the end of a history/sociology/psychology course and pin point at the end of it about the value added. It accrues over a period of time that few policy makers have a vision to comprehend or care enough to act on.
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My understanding of politics ( which may be cast as naive given my claim ) is that almost every vote should be a conscience vote. I think the (faulty but for want of a better alternative) premise of democracy is that MPs are representatives of the people first, the party only later. I find it amusing that politicians are criticizing the call for ‘conscience vote’ as being inappropriate. Does it imply that when MPs vote they are supposed to suppress their ideas and just toe the party line ? I know there is a problem with indiscriminate voting but so is the idea that someone can belong to a particular party – how can you find a handful of smart guys that agree ( not appear to agree) on every major issue ?
Meanwhile, I continue to think that Abhishek Manu Sanghvi has the worst job in the world. More BS from him from here :
Congress spokesperson, Abhishek Singhvi joined issue with Shekhawat and dismissed as “misapplied and inapposite” NDA’s plans to seek a conscience vote in favour of Vice-President Shekhawat in the presidential election as had happened in 1969. According to him, “1969 was a case when the ruling party was itself divided and conscience vote was sought because of the division.” To buttress his argument Singhvi claimed that this time the ruling UPA “was completely united and all constituents had signed the nomination papers for Pratibha Patil”.
Uh, so ? That argument is about as valid as saying :
1969 presidential election is different from 2007. That was the 20th century, we are now in a completely new century. So …
The problem is that either he has to be really stupid or has to make statements that make him look stupid anyway.
Assorted links now July 3, 2007
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The LA Times on the Indian Ambassador (to nowhere in particular).
About 600,000 of the cars still ply the roads. Fans invariably cite its spacious interior, so capacious that police in north India once stopped an Ambassador with 27 people on board, according to Baig.
Owners also say that Ambassadors, with their heavy rear axles, weather India’s rutted roads better than other cars. And when an Amby does break down, even a village mechanic will have the parts and know-how to fix it.
The car is so fraught with historical significance, aficionados note with pride, that Singh’s photos of the Ambassador spent months on display at the Smithsonian Institution in 2003.
Critics say that’s where the car belongs.
27 people ! Thats the whole of my Class XII, leaving out one person. ( If they had to leave out person, maybe it would be me
)
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Without China : This is an interesting self experiment. Like I did with Google, except like a true Indian I did not document my findings. ( HT : Marginal Revolution )
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I like this fella’s list here. Feel free to add more to that one.
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Apparently, “rats do unto others as they have been done to”. Further evidence of non-religious and evolutionary basis of morality ?
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Kenyan Economist on AID to Africa :
Huge bureaucracies are financed (with the aid money), corruption and complacency are promoted, Africans are taught to be beggars and not to be independent. In addition, development aid weakens the local markets everywhere and dampens the spirit of entrepreneurship that we so desperately need. As absurd as it may sound: Development aid is one of the reasons for Africa’s problems. If the West were to cancel these payments, normal Africans wouldn’t even notice. Only the functionaries would be hard hit. Which is why they maintain that the world would stop turning without this development aid.
More in the interview here. Other viewpoints covered in this article. My previous post quoting Gary Becker on foreign aid.
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Oops, a PR disaster.
John’s tantrums n all July 2, 2007
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Meet Alan Mills :
The match referee at The Championships of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club from 1982 until 2005, he had the task of deciding when to stop play.
Thats not the most interesting part of course.
Mills was the assistant match referee in 1981 when McEnroe blew his top and called umpire Ted James “the pits of the world”. The referee had a more polite exchange after McEnroe hammered Connors 6-1 6-1 6-2 in the 1984 final. “I then went towards John, who had just come back from celebrating with his parents. I said, ‘Congratulations, John. That was the finest display of tennis I have seen. In my thinking you only made four unforced errors.’ He looked at me with his usual cheeky grin and said, ‘Alan, I think you are right but I make it two unforced errors and two bad bounces.’ That’s the sort of relationship we had at the end of it.
Here are some videos on what Mcenroe used to be like.
Assorted stuff now June 30, 2007
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Are you the first born in the family ? Find out. ( in a kinda round about way ofcourse
)
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About what it is like to be a baby. This simple extract itself is enlightening :
So what is it like to be a baby? According to Gopnik, it’s something like attending to everything at once: There’s much less of the reflexive and ignored, the non-conscious, the automatic and expert. She suggests that the closest approximation adults typically get to baby-like experience is when they are in completely novel environments, such as very different cultures, where everything is new. In four days in New Guinea we might have more consciousness and lay down more memories than in four months at home. Also, she suggests, it may be something like certain forms of meditation — those that involve dissolving one’s attentional focus and becoming aware of everything at once. In such states, consciousness becomes not like a spotlight focused on one or a few objects of attention, with all else dark, but more like a lantern, shining its light on many things at once.
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Problem from the 1920s : How do you get people to pay to listen for radio ? If you pay to listen to the radio, I can listen anyway. The classic free-rider problem. Today the solution is obvious, but it was not always so.
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The first sentence of this article. Its interesting how sentences like that have to read at least twice to make sense of them. I very often end up constructing, inadvertently sentences like them in my own writing. They don’t seem unusual until ofcourse you come across someone else’s prose.
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Rice questions the great Indian hypocrisy.
Remember MMS’s gem on NAM :
Non-alignment is a state of mind, to think independently about our options, to widen our developmental choices.
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The new look June 15, 2007
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For KRECians and others who do not know about this new look campus :
Sourced from here.
And what it used to be and has been ever since I first saw the campus in the late 80s. I really don’t mind this color combination.
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A new look for Bombay ? From this article of Suketu Mehta’s :
Its problems :
Bombay needs to upgrade dramatically essential civic services: roads, sewers, transport, health, security. But, as one planner said, “The nicer we make the city, the more the number of people that will come to live there.” Most migrants to Bombay now come from the impoverished North Indian states of Uttar Pradesh and Bihar. Bombay’s problems cannot be solved without solving Bihar’s problems. And that means that agriculture has to become viable again for the small farmer. Abolishing trade-distorting subsidies in the US and the EU would go a long way toward making, say, Indian cotton competitive with US cotton. Bombay is at the mercy of national and international factors beyond its control.
Solutions ( Won’t happen, dream on Mr. Mehta )
There’s no reason Bombay should be the capital of Maharashtra state. Shifting the state government to Navi Mumbai across the harbor, as originally intended, would free large amounts of space in the congested office district of Nariman Point. Beyond that, legislation should establish a strong executive authority for the city, with real decision-making power. The office of the mayor is currently no more than a figurehead; the city is run at the whim of the chief minister, and the state’s interests are not necessarily those of the city. Smart and brave architects and planners attempt to work with the state government. The city, which contributes 37 percent of all taxes paid in India, gets only a small fraction back from the central government in the form of subsidies.
Aside from all of the above, but from the same article :
Shot on the Juhu beach, whats that guy doing in the picture – hanging by that boat !

And why would someone name such a ride “Titanic” ! Would that be another addition to this song of Govinda’s – “It happens only in India” !
On our kids ! June 7, 2007
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Links for you, if you are a parent or plan to be one, one day. ( Okay, before that “our kids” in the title refers to the current generation of kids ( wherever they are ), not my kids which number exactly zero. )
1. What kind of a world do our kids grow up in ? Headmaster of the Doon School, Kanthi Bajpai has an excellent article that asks, albeit indirectly, just that. I will let you read through the entire article here.
What is that big deal about 0.5 % points – competitive as the world becomes, its tending to matter. I don’t certainly like the way things are but then thinking about that Class XII kid who in addition to likely being already marginalized by the quota system, now must get that extra 0.5 points to make it to a top 10 school. The problem – of all that excessive stress on marks – as he points out is a consequence of scarcity in Indian education infrastructure. So nothing new about most of what he says, but powerfully expressed sentiments and worth a read.
Also its heartening to know he concurs ( with my long held view ) when he says :
We think that Indian schools are world-class institutions in the making, that our science and mathematics are the envy of others, and that Indian students are smarter and harder working than anyone else. None of this is true. Indian schools are in a shambles; our science and mathematics teaching are appalling; and our students, while intelligent and diligent, are of the same genetic material as other human beings and, given the burden of our curriculum, are in danger of losing their creativity and energy by the time they “succeed” in school examinations.
2. Another must-read article – “Young, Gifted, and Not Getting Into Harvard”. Beautifully written, I won’t say anything more – just read it
So its not just about scarcity as Kanthi talks about – even 1000 additional quality tech/med schools coming up in India may help ameliorate the current scarcity, but some will always be preferred to others. Average disatisfaction levels may fall, but we will still be talking about cut-throat competitions and narrow margins.
3. Megan and Raji, Student from US, teacher from Bangalore :
Ms. Suresh, has grown close with the Oylers. She frequently tells Megan she loves her and says Megan always replies, “I love you more.” But earlier in the spring, the Oylers began to worry about Ms. Suresh, who wakes up at 3:30 a.m. so the 12-year-old can do her homework after dinner in North Carolina — and works a full day after that. “I felt bad,” says Ms. Oyler.
When daylight savings time kicked in, Ms. Oyler decided that instead of making Raji get up even earlier to accommodate the new hours, Megan would start her homework an hour later, at 7 p.m., giving Raji some extra sleep. “That was very considerate,” says Ms. Suresh, who lives with her husband and two sons in a three-bedroom apartment in Chennai.
What technology and human enterprise enables ! ( Hat-tip : MR).
Then ofcourse there is this cool cartoon
4. This is an interesting question and an important one – recently a controversy in India as well. But this article is so damn long, I wonder if a shorter version exists somewhere.
Weird links today June 6, 2007
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1. On what and how people learn from near death experiences, I found this a really interesting post because I have been bemused and bothered by this question myself.
2. Uuh, Gorbachev, Reagan, Rajiv Gandhi to Putin, Bush and MMS.
3. On why emigrating to Germany is not an option.
No, its not funny. For, in the social democracies of Northern Europe, questions such as these are not considered outrageous.
( thanks to Sanjika for this link )
4. Uh, now another identity crisis.
I am an actor and artiste by profession but by birth I am also an agriculturist in the true definition of the word. I come from an agricultural family. My father, along with his brothers and sisters, owns agricultural property in the form of mango orchards in Shahbaad, Uttar Pradesh. My grand father, great grandfather were also agriculturists.
I guess if you go sufficiently into the past, we are all agriculturists. I don’t really know the social and economic justification of the law that disallows non-agriculturists from buying so-called agricultural land. However, surely its not to enable film stars buy them.
5. Okay, lets see how many people are killed and shops and buses burnt because of this exhibition.
An artist’s triptych of British Prime Minister Tony Blair, n*k*d, stony-faced and surrounded by haunting images of the unpopular war in Iraq, is one of the arresting sights at a major London art exhibition. Michael Sandle, whose Iraq Triptych was unveiled Wednesday at the Royal Academy of Art’s annual Summer Exhibition, depicts a morose Blair and his horrified wife, Cherie, as Adam and Eve, struggling to cover their n*de forms outside their Downing Street home.
“How to lose friends and alienate people” June 1, 2007
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There is ofcourse an entire book with the above title which I bought about 8 months back. The book is about the NYC page 3 scene (maybe thats why I did not read beyond page 2
). Sorry, bad joke.
But anyway, I may be can just add another chapter to that book. For recently when a friend wrote in and then after 3-4 days wrote in again asking me whether I don’t believe in replying to emails, I wrote back saying this :
uh..oh…the problem is that if i dont reply to ur message as soon as i see it ( like i am doing now ), i tend to forget that it is my turn to get back to you and keep wondering why u dont reply to my messages until ofcourse you write in asking why I am not replying, in which case I kick myself for getting it all wrong and reply asap ( like i am doing now ).
do you have the same problem ?
Actually coming to think of it, I find this explanation rather convincing. ( except I am the only whose opinion here does not matter
)
Whistling and preparations for warfare May 25, 2007
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Its something I always wanted to be able to do. Now that I have found this, practice makes men, (and women and children and senior citizens ( even animals actually) ) perfect.
By the way, that website is really weird, the kind of things you find there. Its the wikipedia model where you can go ahead write just about anything. Here is an example. Look at the method no. 5 and no. 6. Of course, they have a warning there too.
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How training procedures have changed at West Point, the United States Military Academy :
The war in Iraq has hovered over the class of 2007, perhaps more than any class before. The 1,000-plus cadets who will graduate on Saturday were the first to enter West Point after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003. Most arrived on campus in June of that year.
Today, role-playing sessions regularly descend into chaos. “I never did this when I was here in ’85,” he said. “We did road marches. We prepared the defense for defense operations. We were confident the enemy wouldn’t hit us for 24 hours. That was our scenario.”
Today’s West Point cadets are taught how to react to surprise uprisings, often while accompanied by someone acting as an embedded television reporter. “We have a road march, and a crowd of people come in the middle of the road,” Colonel Jones said. “There’s a vehicle on the side. There’s a camera, there’s a kid with a bat, there’s a pregnant woman.”
The best graduation (goof-up) pics ever !! May 22, 2007
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Lot of water has flown under the bridge ( my most hated cliche ) since my graduation/convocation ceremony. Uuh….well its actually been just 3 days, but trust me even in 3 days, lot of water does flow especially given that there are 800 bridges over 3 rivers in Pittsburgh
Now 3 days later I realized that the best ever pictures from the ceremony were emailed to me today by my good colleague Joy. It turns I was a part of a little goof-up on stage. And I am so glad this was captured by Joy’s camera. He had the camera with the right position, he himself was in the right position and his presence of mind and some luck ensured that these set of pictures will go down as among the best set in my collection !!
For now, I will let you guys fill the dots and interpret what really happened.
Or let me just tell you – I forgot to shake hands with my department head Jamie Carbonell. I went straight from taking the degree from Bob and was on my way to shake hands with Dean Randy Bryant, while I just realized what I was doing ! I then paused, took a step back and shook hands with Jamie. In the background Tom Mitchell looks on. The crowd sent a laughter track down as they saw what I was upto !
I later met Jamie and sort of sheepishly told him that was not my intention. He said that there was always something like this every year – last year someone forgot to receive the degree and just walked past the stage and the year before another person stumbled over his graduation gown. So, I did not do too bad then. Someone even told me that was funny and cute
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The actual pictures are 10 MP resolution and one can zoom in to see the exact facial expressions on several faces in those 5 seconds on stage !
[ To Rajaram : man, best trivia ever ! ]
Cosby’s Graduating Comedy May 20, 2007
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So apparently I am done with my masters and will have the graduation ceremony later today. Also as things would have it, the Carnegie Mellon commencement ceremony is going to be webcast live. Here is more information if you have time to kill.
Given that this is the formal ceremony where only doctorate degrees are awarded, the probability of finding me in the webcast, though non-zero, is nearly zero.
Commencement speaker : Comedian Bill Cosby, ( who is kinda like America’s Johny Walker, except that there is no alcoholic ( or otherwise ) drink named after him. )
P.S : By the way, I have never been able to find out ( simply because it did not bother me that much so far ) why the last act of a degree conferring is called ‘commencement’. Commencing what ? Will find out and post the answer tomorrow.
P.P.S : Found some cool pictures of the CMU campus here.
Assorted links today May 19, 2007
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Apathy at Bangalore, nothing unofficial about it.
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Same guests at 42 weddings. Nothing marital and certainly nothing blissful about it.
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I would be curious to see how American/European governments ( with their humanrights focus as well as sporting infrastructure ) would handle situations like this. Something prodigious about it.
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Read this and answer the question : What specific event is being talked about ?
To me, there is in this incident — and in the entire hoopla surrounding the Indian team’s preparation for the World Cup — the prescription for a disaster in the making. You’ve got to be in India to understand the frightening dimensions of this thing, really. Turn on the television, and every Coke, Pepsi and Brittania are running ads that seem to indicate that the results of the tournament is a foregone conclusion. Switch to a music channel, and we are flooded with songs and videos supposedly meant to cheer on the team.
In combination, what is being created is a form of hysteria that reached a crescendo this Sunday with that tamasha at the Wankhede (and there is a World Cup concert lined up as well, courtesy Pepsi, for the 22nd). I can’t conceive of a sight more ridiculous than to see the Indian World Cup squad lined up on stage, while a stream of industrialists, having paid for the privilege by way of sponsorship bucks, garlanded them and applied tilak to their foreheads.
There were so many industrialists — not forgetting a certain Amitabh Bachchan — queueing up for their share of the spotlight that pretty soon, the players ran out of space on their foreheads for the next tilak-applier in the queue.
And the crowds went wild. Singing and dancing with Abhijeet to the tune of the cheerleading song. Celebrating as though the result of the tournament was a foregone conclusion.
The corporates have good reason for climbing on the Cup bandwagon, and pumping in millions by way of advertising money to cash in on the publicity value — after all, an event like this comes along only once in four years (okay, three in this case). But the net result is that enormous expectation is being built up within this country. In the prevailing climate, nothing will do for the public short of winning the tournament. Realistically, this team would have done wonderfully well if it gets into the semifinals — but after all this hype, even that kind of a performance is not going to be enough.
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Two Questions, fashion and Bollywood May 13, 2007
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Question 1
With permission from Tyler Cowen, what is special about this piece of writing. ( either really easy given how I framed the question or too damn hard ) :
What about supply and purchasing? In my location — you can just call this city “Dar” — many Arabs add to urban culinary options. Spicy Sichuan food is also around, and Indian food is common. Why not? D falls downward to a rightward slant. Spicy food in Dar costs not so much. Transport of a spicy stuff or two costs virtually nothing. Call it proximity, or is “spatial” a good word too? “Marginal cost” also has not this bad sign, which again I must avoid in this blog post. So, marginal cost is low for this spicy stuff. Now, S can fly rightwards in an upward slant, almost flat, but low low low.
Answer here or even better HERE. There is a word for stuff like this.
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Question 2
On whats special about the words – scraughed, scrinched, scritched, scrooched, sprainged, spreathed, throughed ? Answer here.
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I don’t get fashion either
Once every while you come across an article you read in a newspaper that reads like you wrote it ! And once in a while I also come across an angry/disgruntled columnist writing about his/her disagreement with any subject/person. This time around, both these conditions are true of the same article.
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How times change
From a book on Bollywood.
The book recalls how Dhundiraj Govind Phalke, popularly known as Dadasaheb Phalke,the pioneer of Indian cinema had to struggle to find women actors for his first film and how even prostitutes he approached refused. The breakthrough came when Phalke discovered a young man by the name of Salunkhe, working as a cook in a restaurant who was to achieve an extraordinary feat of playing both male and female leads-Lord Rama and Sita in his movie. Salunkhe joined Phalke for a princely sum of Rs15 per month. Phalke was to make him India’s first super star, the book says.
An example of how in a matter of decades things change and cultural taboos fall by the wayside.
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I was walking around in the local library today when it struck me that at least some of the books in the “religion” sub-section should be moved out of the non-fiction area to the fiction area
Meanwhile, over to some exchanges last week on this ‘religion/god stuff’ over at Aswin’s blog.
Complicated, (yet) amusing solutions to life’s problems April 27, 2007
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…even when simple ( and boring ) solutions exist.
Dance based authorization system : If you want to log in to your machine, no usernames/passwords/biometrics and such. You have to face an in-built camera on your computer and perform a certain dance. If the dance roughly matches your previously saved dance ( call it passdance ), then you are through. That way you don’t have to hide anything. Every day at work, you will see your colleagues ( they will see you ) getting off their seats to dance every once a while. ( especially they have a pass-dance protected windows machine ). Everyone has a good laugh and it also improves work environment and helps employees bond and in the long run increase employee productivity. This can also be extending to cars, so that people don’t clog Google searching for their car keys.
Today’s computer vision technology is nowhere near making it possible. But if and when it can, there should be a startup somewhere with the corporate motto – “Lets make life complicated, yet amusing” – and taking on established, but boring companies.
Ofcourse, over time you get used to people dancing all over the place and the amusement is lost. But that not deter the pursuit of amusement in the first place. Other suggestions to make life “complicated, yet amusing” are welcome.
Two pictures today April 24, 2007
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Match the caption and picture and know more about the ‘advances’ in the Indian space/satellite program !!
The problem with transitions I guess – when I caught HT just the moment after they updated the picture and before the older caption went off. But hilarious indeed.
And yeah jokes apart, great stuff from the scientists indeed.
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Pittsburgh and Bangalore – a study in comparative weather over time. That was probably for the first since last Fall that Pittsburgh was warmer than Bangalore. And then look what happened
That shot was of course about 3 weeks back. Now its more like summer in Pittsburgh ( you Southerners never appreciate the sun, because it is always hanging around
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That thing called sleep ! April 18, 2007
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Looking at a person can you say whether he has had too much sleep or perhaps too less of it. I stayed awake for some 35 hours at a stretch and then slept for 17 hours at a stretch. When I came to the lab in the afternoon with 17 hours of sleep behind me, the question still was – “Good morning, looks like you did not have enough sleep.”
I wrote something on this before but what happens when you spend a complete day, as in 0000 hours to 2359 hours sleeping, must be a weird sense of loss.
Lets say we start a rumor that says that people only age as long as they are awake. More and more women becoming less and less ‘career-oriented’ (preferring to sleep instead), which appears to be the euphemism used in matrimonial ads to suggest that “I would love to work/not work post marriage” or that “I see someone who is willing to work/not work”. You would probably see more and more and more middle-aged/20 somethings people calling in sick at work. And more and more kids less than 10-12 years waking up all night. There is some point in time where the millions who are flattered when misunderstood as being older switch to feeling devastated about it. Weird humanity in our midst.
Indian judiciary, roads and infinitesimal humor April 16, 2007
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Interesting things I am telling you that Gautam told Naveen that Naveen told me ( and others ) through the Indian Economy blog :
Main roads in West Godavari are very good. I wonder about the contracting system in place for their maintenance. Gautam Bastian told me some interesting road factoids. Highways are intentionally made curved so as not to have drivers sleep off. Some well maintained roads in Orissa are oddly ill-maintained at certain stretches along the road. Turns out it is so because the road contract was given based on points marked on maps. The slight difference on the map between the parts of the road provided to two different contractors translates into no-man’s land in reality and nobody maintains it!
Even the rest of the post is an interesting read. Ofcourse I don’t know either Naveen or Gautam.
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Funny retort of the day :
A : “There is a big difference between zero chance of becoming wealthy, and epsilon. Buying a ticket allows your dream of riches to bridge that gap.”
B: “…between zero chance of becoming wealthy, and epsilon chance, there is an order-of-epsilon difference. If you doubt this, let epsilon equal one over googolplex.”
Rest of the post about a new kind of lottery is again quite an interesting read.
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Soli Sorabjee, brilliant as usual.
Our Constitution expressly provides that any law which contravenes any fundamental right is void. Again, action of the executive must be within constitutional and statutory limits. It is axiomatic that the limits of power and their transgression cannot be determined by the limited power itself. Therefore it is for the judiciary to determine and enforce constitutional limitations. This aspect was extensively debated in the Constituent Assembly. Ultimately it was accepted that the question whether a law or executive action violates any fundamental right was to be decided by the judiciary which was its legitimate function.
Notes to all grandparents April 8, 2007
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I wonder what if our grandparents maintained blogs or journals about how it was like to bring up their kids – what treasure troves they would be – funny stories about what our parents, uncles and aunts did that their kids can use as fodder in arguing their stands. Each time you are told that the ‘younger generation’ is totally screwed, you can bring up some entry from your grandparents’ diaries where they must have written about how they feel that their younger generation ( that of your parents ) has no values and its going to be bad days for everybody. But afterall thats now how it turned about.
Thats the arrangement I foresee – the day a kid turns 13, he/she gets a copy of the journal their grandparents maintained where they wrote about all this stuff. Ofcourse, your parents will make something available to your kids too and you to your grandkids.
or imagine this conversation :
“No, you are too young for me to let you drive my bike”
“But dad ! I heard that on July 3, 1983, following a lengthy altercation with your father over dinner where you ate fried onion pancakes, rice and lentil soup, you managed to convince him to allow you drive his bike 20 days before you turned 16. And I am already 17 ! You also complained that the onions in the pancakes were too fried and the lentil soup was too thick.”
“What nonsense, thats not true. Says who ?”
“Thats what the page 17 of the journal says.”
“Oh I see. Okay, you win. Go on, but remember that 30 years from now your son will use this conversation as an excuse to get his way.”
Yeah, as if life in general and bringing up kids in particular wasn’t hard already. So sorry, but I am just trying to ‘level the playing field’. Its unfair that your elders know so much about your childhood, but you know nothing about theirs.
By the way, is part of bringing up kids lies is forestalling their attempts to bring themselves up too soon ?
Notes from the notes on the “Black Swan” April 8, 2007
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Black Swan is a theory and a book now. Here are some of the lots of interesting thoughts that Gelman puts together from his reading of Naseem Taleb’s latest work : “Black Swan”.
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It reminds me of the saying that I heard once (referring to Donald Trump, I believe) that what matters is not your net worth (assets minus liabilities), but the absolute value of your net worth. Being in debt for $10 million and thus being “too big to fail” is (almost) equivalent to having $10 million in the bank.
Like they say – if you owe the bank 200 bucks and can’t repay, you are in trouble. On the other hand, if you default on $ 200 million, the bank is in trouble. Applies very well to some loss making public sector units in India – a corporation like the ONGC which makes over 2000 crores in profits alone is valuable to the government. But another entity that makes equal losses is also valuable because should it have to be closed and the employees losing jobs, there will be political backlash and electoral setbacks. By the way, just in case you wondered, the total losses of the State Electricity boards in India was over Rs. 10,000 crores in 1999.
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Quoting Naseem Talib again,
On page 16, Taleb asks “why those who favor allowing the elimination of a fetus in the mother’s womnb also oppose capital punishment” and “why those who accept abortion are supposed to be favorable to high taxation but against a strong military,” etc.
Strange, isn’t it. Though Gelman presents counterpoints to this, its weird. Does it mean that for most people, once they realize that their strongest stand or two on select issues are supported by a certain party, they would embrace every stand that the particular party takes on all issues.
But how does the party conjure up these ‘inconsistent’ stands in the first place ? Or is the idea of inconsistency subjective !! I know, I know its not just the left and right, there are several shades in between. But nevertheless, I have wondered why the liberals who support civil rights don’t consider the right of a person to trade freely as a civil right ? Or the conservatives who uphold the right of the person to trade freely also not support the right of any two consenting adults to marry.
Or is consistency not a virtue anymore ? Or was it never ?
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Three types of conversations :
This reminds me of a distinction I came up with once when talking with Dave Krantz, the idea of three levels of conversation. Level 1 is personal: spouse, kids, favorite foods, friends, gossip, etc. Level 2 is “departmental intrigue,” who’s doing what job, getting person X to do thing Y, how to get money for Z–basically, level 2 is all about money. Level 3 is impersonal things: politics, sports, research, deep thoughts, etc.
Over the months, my level 1 conversations have tended to zero. Level 2 have been flat hovering around zero and Level 3 have been progressing upward sans abandon.
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Funny story today from Gelman.
where I used to work, there was a guy who carried his bike up the stairs to the 4th floor. This always irritated me because it set an unfollowable example. For instance, one day I was on the elevator (taking my bike to the 3rd floor) and some guy asked me, “You ride your bike for the exercise. Why don’t you take the stairs?” (I replied that I don’t ride my bike for the exercise.)
Foreign hand and your permanent age April 8, 2007
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Funny but evocative sentence today :
MY three-dimensional husband, Scott, became a Flat Daddy this spring, when his frequent absences (he is an active-duty Navy pilot preparing for deployment) made me worry that our two young children were forgetting him.
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What timing for the latest article from Shekhar Gupta ! Only the day before I was engaged in a debate with my colleague Sanjika about how there was a time when everything in India was being blamed on the “foreign hand” – a non-Adam-Smith kinda invisible hand. That hand was always the cause of our problems, it was never something about ourselves, whether as individuals or as a society. Now Gupta writes :
So if, on the one hand, the Congress thinks the Muslims hate it because its prime minister loves the Americans, and the Marxists, who hate both, think their Muslims are conspiring with the same Americans to thwart their new global revolution, you can put it down to one more inevitable contradiction between the leader of this coalition and its biggest ally.
Or, on the other hand, you can figure it for what it is, a very Indian trait, typical of our lazy, self-indulgent, smug hypocrisy, which stretches from our fascination for everything foreign, from brands to money and education for our children, to our perpetual suspicion of everything foreign and, therefore, our perpetual search for the foreign scapegoat. Every time you see this hypocrisy, it reminds you of Jairam Ramesh’s unforgettable line on how we Indians love to hate to love to hate America: Yankee go home, but take me with you.
THE corporate world and financial markets are also not immune to this virus. Every time the Sensex goes up 600 points, it is because the world is finally coming to its senses and acknowledging the Indian growth story. But the moment it falls, it underlines the perils of allowing the unbridled entry of global predators, the greedy, immoral, slash-and-burn-and-grab-your-money-and-run FIIs and, worst of all, hedge funds.
This again reminds me of how when we talk of the British colonial take-over in the 1700s, we never talk about how we as a some loose geo-political entity( well, not quite a nation but anyway ) only aided the takeover, rather than put up a united resistance. Even given that colonialism cannot be justified on these or any other grounds, in the end it was about fighting a war in order to win. Yet, no part of the blame is laid on the strategic myopia and the greed of the rulers of that era. It is on this grounds that an article I read a few years ago ( that I now cant find nor remember the author ) talked about how the idea of celebrating India’s independence in addition to honoring the efforts of the dead and living freedom fighters, also includes a part that shamefully accepts that we were incompetent enough to get into that situation in the first place.
Article link here.
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By the way, whats your permanent age ?
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